The F-word...

Children and their Parents are great sources of entertainment. Whether you are watching your own family or another (with permission and not behind a hedge at the local park...) there will always be a moment of 'Ha Ha Ha'. From the little girl whom I once overheard telling everyone in the local public farm 'this place smells like S***' to the little boy who chose the moment he was in the queue for the toilet to announce to all that 'Daddy has a big willy, doesn't he mummy?' and to the parent who is attempting to explain where babies come from to a four year old in the local coffee shop.
All of these moments are hilarious, because they are not you. However on the rare occasion my daughter does choose to be hilarious and embarrassing all in one moment I am always caught off guard and end up blushing my way through awkward conversation with a 2 year old. For instance my daughter is still attempting to speak like a normal articulated individual and not a smurf with a speech impediment so certain words always make for an awkward silence where I desperately wrack my brain for the word she is trying to say in the hope that the actual word isn't something she has overheard from one of us. In the past Duck has been Cock, Sit = S***, Tent = Tits and Stuck = F***... leading to a very awkward moment when the monster asked to go on a Bob the Builder ride in Asda that resulted in her screaming (pronounced with Fu) Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuck over and over nearly causing an Age Concern charity collector to collapse in shock, needless to say Bob the Builder is now off limits.